Pointy Hats

While I was walking my BLACK CAT, Dave, this morning, I saw a woman with a POINTY HAT.  She had a BROOMSTICK.  

"HALLOW", I said.

"You can't SPELL", she replied.

To break the ice, I told her a joke and she CACKLED.  

"Oh PUMPKIN!" she exclaimed, "that was MAGIC!"  

All of a sudden there was a THUNDERCLAP and a PUFF OF SMOKE.  I looked round and she was gone.  A FROG hopped away.

I think she may have been a cleaner... what do you think?

Christmas Bells

DJ Europe has written the best (worst) Christmas record of all time.  It is now available for everyone in the world wide web.  It is called Christmas Bells and will make everybody, everywhere feel very festive!  You could be one of the first people in the world to get your hands on this magnificent recording.

Click here to go to the amazing DJ Europe website!

If websites make you feel sick, you can go straight to the iTunes store and buy Christmas Bells right now.  Thats right.

Click here to go straight to the iTunes music store!

Merry Christmas!

DJ Europe x

Clouds

Hello everybody.  Today I have been thinking about clouds.  Why are they white and fluffy?  Do you know why?  I think that they might be sheep.  Why not paint some sheep in the sky?